98 bottles of beer!

99 bottles of beer on the wall

4900 comments motherfucker

it's a baby boy though

look at me! another BrBa reference!

maybe I'll steal a diamond tiara

can't afford it

I hope they don't expect anything fancy from me

I just straight up tell them I ain't got no job or money

probably hoped that I can contribute to that gift pile

just fill that guest list as much as they can

than a genuine feeling of wanting to see me

seemed to me like the visit felt more like an obligation to them

I think they expected me to prepare something lol

then I say that it's not like we have anything to freaking serve

I ask them if they've eaten anything yet

2-3 years of not seeing each other

sit down, catch up on some things

we go to my upstairs apartment

might've been the newest model