they show up in this nice looking camry

to personally hand me the invitation

I actually invited the couple over to my house

plus, I don't even have anything fancy to wear anyway

at least Walter White had a senorita

I'll wear a fancy suit to complete the doofus look

hehe, BrBa reference

maybe I'll give them ramen

I'd just go without one? lol

I don't even have any prospects for a gift

gah, I already promised I would go

"oh, you know, buried my head far up my ass"

they'll be asking me questions about what I've done

most of them my age

just teeming full with people who have finished school or have a steady job

I don't even feel like going to the baby shower

idk

maybe on a good day

I probably won't go to a reunion

sucks, but I bring this upon myself