Did you take a shitty writers workshop shortly before being dumped?

Everyone is mentioning how this is a parody of John Wick, but on Twitter Jordan Peele said he wrote this three years ago, much before Wick was out. Weird.

You ever read about the shit that guy's been through? Even with all that money, I'd be sad too.

Have you heard about his horror movie Get Out?

I'd absolutely buy a Blu-Ray of all the Derrick Comedy skits.

…I liked Mystery Team.

He can't, he doesn't have heathcare. Booyah!

Stop with the Oscar Wilde quotes!

Yeah I never see or hear about Kurt doing or saying something stupid, and dude seemed like he was always Libertarian even before it turned into the fedora-tipping meme it is today.

See, I feel if the show had stayed true to its British-cynical roots, Jim would've ended up with Karen and Pam would've stayed single, maybe enrolling in a community college art class in the final episode. Boy that would've been a better ending.

I know it's weird, but… I think Jake Peralta is the absolute worst character on Brooklyn 99. I'm an Andy Samberg fan, I love the Lonely Island and wish nothing but the best for him… but I just do not care for that character at all. He's childish, antagonistic, petulant… Andy can't do likable hotshot dick. He would…

I'm working on an article I'll never finish on how between Game of Thrones, Arrested Development and other recent media-that incest has never been hipper.

Or even the rumor of Rhys Ifans from Flight of the Conchords would've been awesome.

Didn't producer Michael Schur leave to concentrate on Parks and Rec then return for the final season? That might've been it.

Exactly. Jim, and later JAM were so fucking smug. I'm supposed to relate to these attractive yuppies? ! Ugh, fuck him and fuck her.

I'm sure NBC saw the costar of one of the biggest comedies in theatres and said "ka-ching!"

I never watched past the first season, but Rick's wife was kind of annoying, wasn't she? (It's been years so correct me if I'm wrong) It was implied that she was doing his partner before the coma and zombie uprising. I mean, she moved on within weeks to getting nailed by that guy. She also seemed kinda miffed when…

She pissed me off so much in this last Thanksgiving episode where she put Bob's life in danger (as well as that poor cat) all because she was selfish and lonely. Lonely I get, but you can't take a cab to Bob's place?

Well Bob's is generally somewhat reality-based, unlike say Family Guy where someone could die and they'd show up in the next scene like nothing happened.

Yeah, I think Chang worked best as a deeply flawed dickhead teacher with personal problems, not as a literal insane person.