I think Parks and Rec ruined that guy for life for me. And I'm not a huge Julie Klausner person either.

Having that montage to "More Than This" was surprisingly moving.

Weirdly, I loved him. That episode where he refused to coddle Abed (who now that I think about it, post s2 Abed might be the worst of the original cast) was great and very much needed.

I can understand not wanting to give up junk food… but dude, raise your standards. McDonald's is shit whether you like burgers or not.

Don't listen to them. I watched An Inconvenient Truth and started pouring motor oil directly into rivers. Take THAT, environment!

I'm not liking that "was," please tell me you still do something fun and awesome, and not that you had to give it up to be an accountant or whatever.

Or it's a fun little article.

Weird, he kept it going for about four years though, didn't he? And it's not like Bad Ass Taker was a huge flop. Dude was world champ during that period.

Apparently that was Becky's idea. One of the few examples where maybe Creative did a better job than the performer initially.

The Emo Kylo Ren twitter is pretty good, I have to admit.

You don't watch The Simpsons? Bullshit.

I think the wrestling audience (and people in general) are more sophisticated today. Most of wrestling twitter that I follow are pop-culture writers. Back in the '80s and '90s, gay panic was an actual thing, not just a derogatory term for cheap stereotyping. Hell, DX came out to honest-to-God blackface. in the…

I read somewhere that only Vince would think a tax man is a horrible villain. I imagine most of his audience gets refunds.

I kinda liked snobby Helmsley. I think the guy genuinely looks like a blue-blood aristocrat.

I'm surprised they didn't bring him back after Heath Ledger's Joker portrayal.

I don't know, the Arab-American activist who is right about a lot of things but kind of a smug pill about it? It's like if activist Twitter was a wrestler.

Wasn't the rumor that they were trying to get either Don Callis or Jake The Snake? And Jake would've been perfect with his ties to Austin's ascent at the KOTR, but late-90s Jake was not exactly the most reliable person in the world.

Well someone's not getting my hilarious Booger Red-themed Christmas Card this year, harrumph.

I'm so fuckin' sick of the patriarchy. Look at them over there. What are they up to? What indeed?

Great. So you watch Girls, I'll watch Master Of None then?