I hope Vox is paying him well, I can't even consistently remember that it's even a website.

The best characters were those two Stormtroopers that slowly backed away from their boss's temper tantrum. We've all been there, amirite? Where's THEIR spinoff?

I might've been with you until you mentioned Entourage not getting that much hate. Are you new here? Entourage is WIDELY considered to be a total "brah" show aimed at douchebags, with thin plots designed only to show off how cool the guys are and how much they must smell of Ax body spray.

Well to be fair, "snark" is what the AV Club news section has done, does, and will do forever regardless of any news item short of obituaries.

How weird would it be… and how many thinkpieces would it launch, if the biggest takeaway from Girls was the launching of Adam Driver's career? He's in Star Wars for I imagine at least two more films. He was in This Is Where I Leave You, Lincoln, Inside Llewyn Davis…

Chief?!

Or that you've actually been dead for 37 years?

Only after she pays every single woman between 18-45 that has ever lived, still lives, or imagines she lives in Brooklyn.

Wait… wouldn't those Cheetos silted fingers be psyched that it's ending?

*confuses tumbleweed with desert shrub*

I don't know if a video game can ever be "more awesome" than the film it was based on. Video games need a lot of work before they're considered art, and I'm a video game player.

Screaming Females always gets points for pointing out how insufferable The Lumineers are in that one Hatesong.

I've heard plenty of people mention seasons. The most realistic one being something like RAW having a season of Royal Rumble through Summerslam, Smackdown having a season of Wrestlemania through the Rumble, and ECW somewhere in between (this was obviously years ago during the brand split).

So a PS+ subscription is worth it? It's been a while since I was a Sony player. Been with my 3DS for two years now. I like portable systems because I move a bunch and it's a hassle to bring TVs and bigger systems with me.

I asked for a Vita for Christmas because I like the idea of portably playing PS1 classics, and I hear it's great for people who like JRPGs. I understand it might be a little weird to ask for what's kind of a dead/dying system four years after it came out. Any Vita players here? It's only $160 on sale, so I figure…

Can we also #CancelImNotATVStarImAInsertWhateverStar at the beginning of the reviews? Sorry, man, the reviews are fine but that bit's been ridden hard and put away a supersoaked corpse.

I know this website might not be indicative of what most people think, but I'm curious if they keep the Weekend Update the same next season. Seems like it didn't work last season, it's not working now, and it's a pretty simple thing to get right. In 2016, there's no shortage of politically-minded comics that would…

Let's pump the brakes on bringing back Maya Rudolph. I used to have a game with my ex where we would always guess if she would start singing during a sketch. She always did.

No, I'm him. He told me to log online and tell you to go fuck yourself.

Wow, this interview kinda ended on a downer. "What are we accomplishing? Effectively nothing." And who's to say he's wrong?