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Seriously, can we start a petition or fan-upswell for an album (or at least iTunes singles) of South Park songs like Feeling Good On A Wednesday, Gay Fish, Poker Face (with anti-whale lyrics by Cartman), Now You're A Man, etc?

Clickbait hungry writers were probably super-psyched when they heard the title of last night's ep and then super-bummed when it turned out to be supportive of trans people.

Kind of similar to what Aunt May told Peter Parker in the last good Spider-Man movie… which was ten years ago.

So from what I understand Brennan Carley must be the David Sims of Spin. Seriously, how is that guy at the Atlantic now? Did they not read his Seinfeld and classic South Park reviews? I'll never forgive him for single-handedly crashing classic South Park reviews.

I can't stand Triscuits. Way too hard for me, feels like I'm chewing wood. Kettle chips are about as crispy as I can get.

How awesome would iTunes exclusive songs be, like all of Kanye West's "Gay Fish" and Randy as Lorde?

See, I really liked Fatbeard. It ended on such a dark note.

Ouch, this seems unnecessarily catty.

Me too, what the hell happened here? I see all these replies aimed at someone called "bessi_h" and "wanderer."

Was this supposed to be under the Adam Sandler gimmick account?

Zack Ryder rules.

So you helped this abomination get made?

Robert Pattinson was in a Cronenberg movie?!

Call me a wuss but I just can't get into this series, I've never seen a full movie. Curiosity led me to look up the opening and closing of this one, and the critically acclaimed car accident scene from the second movie, but I just have too much empathy to relish normal average people getting killed in gruesome ways.

sick burn brah

Ayesha A. Siddiqui will hate this. Or love this. Hard to tell with that one.

To be fair, New Girl has Lamorne Morris, Damon Wayans Jr and Hannah Simone. It's literally 50% "brown-skinned people." And 100% hilarious.

A loose sense of continuity combined with the new freedom to speak your mind that comes with a rush of money and success (in Maron's case on the show)?

Curious, why wouldn't Hootie be a country singer? He's from the south. What qualifications are needed? White skin and a record for voting republican?

Feel free to delete any songs by Johnny Cash, Eminem, anyone that used professional songwriters like Elvis, and anyone that sings about a situation that you can't independently verify.