I pretend to be an architect.

Actually Rick Ross does rap around being a dealer when in reality he was a prison guard, of all things. People don't care, or shouldn't care, if the music hits them right.

Huh, should've figured. Maybe that's why I've been commenting more now.

Really? Damn, I should pay attention to the bylines more. Also, Sims left?

Actually I think there were more concerns about the authenticity, or not, of Girlsl Two Broke Girls isn't aspiring to be anything more than a three-camera sitcom for middle America. It does what it does. It has no artistic pretensions, nor does it have to have them.

Fuck, what does anything mean anymore? What's authentic? Rick Ross never slang drugs. Robert De Niro was never actually in the mob. Who cares? Like it or don't. And I say that with no malice intended.

Or neither?

Maybe not the cult thing. Unless this website is a cult. Excuse me, I have to go deliver an offering to Sonia Saraiya.

It's still real to me, dammit!

Find out next season on Game of Thrones.

All I wanted was a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!

I wonder if that girl in your avatar found the guy to call her a "pretty pretty princess." I wonder if Lana Del Rey could sing about it.

Fuck I love a well-timed Simpsons reference.

Nah, gotta be Sims at number one. Adams might be two. I don't really notice PDN reviews so I may not watch the shows he does.

I'd like to point out Sims is much worse. He was so bad they canned the classic South Park reviews.

After the credits it's revealed that Louie was found dead in the Hurricane.

I'm so far behind on Venture Bros, but it's so strange because the show had an almost perfect series finale with the home-school prom episode. Maybe I'm sentimental because it turned me onto Pulp.

Whoa first I'm hearing of this-Jim Norton on Vice.

Nope, they had an ep where Sarah Silverman told Louie to go make peace with Marc, and Marc reveals they already have and Louie doesn't need to make a big thing out of just seeing him.

Wait… a 17-year-old made out with a 13-year-old? "Hello, Chris Hansen?"