How'd you meet your boyfriend on Facebook?  I really only am "friends" with people I already know through some sort of in-person interaction.

I'd like to meet your parents, so then you could meet me. 

Hey, at least you only have had one significant unrequited crush.  I'm on, like… (ImBetterThanYou thinks back, sobs, turns off the lights and turns on the Smiths)

Very good.  His first special is on streaming now, and his even-better one is only five bucks.

I'm a big Aziz fan and own both his specials, which I actually paid for in this age of streaming and stealing… and I always suspected that he had some deeper stuff going on beneath his surface.  This shows that he's got some layers he hasn't touched yet, and he might yet get into some deeper Louis CK/Chris Rock stuff…

I kinda found Jim and Pam to be pretty vanilla and smug.  Sort of like how I always found Cyclops and Superman boring over Wolverine and Batman.  Ryan was always my favorite Office character.

@avclub-71348decaf1df2bb85be2ece24cc2a1d:disqus I didn't hear about that, damn.  And @avclub-61e626641b507015d1d403d2ecdd02fb:disqus , I guess I assumed with his run on the Batman and Superman stuff ending he was packing it up.  I think I had read somewhere that he wasn't real thrilled with some of the New 52 stuff.

This is now really the only place I go for comics talk.  The other places just remind me of why I like the AVClub on a whole so much better than other popculture forums.  If we can all just collectively ditch Disqus and institute permanent chat rooms I'd move on in.

You know, honestly, if the show has to stop doing its meta-analysis on the history of the situation comedy format and tropes… it probably wouldn't be the WORST thing in the world.  I've gone on record at stating that my favorite season was and remains the first one.  Jeff was a cad, Troy was reasonably astute and…

What the hell happened to DC?  I worked in a comic shop from the late 90s to mid 00s, and DC was often referred to as the "comic reader's comic company," like how Patton Oswalt and Louis CK are "comic's comics."  But man, I stop paying attention to the industry and they lose their minds!  Bob Harras is back?  Why? …

@avclub-a93a879594c13c12a83fd45ab289a022:disqus I'm not really too sure celebrities would play as their own name, seems too obvious.  Like how if I emailed "TinaFey@gmail.com" I doubt it would actually be Tina Fey.

@avclub-9e3b631d801e19a9e92a405ea759e09f:disqus I did flip through Kick-Ass 2 in bookstores and found it pretty unsettling and grisly.  While I think his earlier stuff was good, and even his column he was doing for CBR a few years ago was really witty, I think he's approached self-parody point.  I think the notion of…

I think DC, on a whole, has absolutely no idea what they're doing.  In what world does hiring Marvel's 1990s castoffs to revamp your line for the 7th time in 6 years make sense?

Darkseid's been a pretty major character since the 1970s.  Kirby created him.  He was a main bad guy in Superman: The Animated Series and the toy line from the 1980s.

You're thinking of Alan Moore.  Even Morrison said "Jesus, Alan Moore has a lot of rape in his comics" or something.

FTW!

Pratt is really underrated.  I didn't recognize him in Moneyball and he was awesome in Zero Dark Thirty.

The worst one.  To solve the mystery- the bisexual white girl and black girl were the cool ones.  Everyone else sucked eggs, as my great-grandpappy might say.

Oddly enough, the first apartment I lived in had one of almost every color roommate.  There was a black girl, asian girl, hispanic girl, straight white guy and bisexual white girl.  All but two of those people sucked.  Can you guess who?  (The straight white guy sucked)

Man… fuckin' Kareem rules.