What does Scharpling's dick taste like?  Cheetohs and failure?

Yes.

God you're an idiot.  She gradually becomes a prostitute with mental illness, you dipshit.  She was a normal person who happened to be a lesbian and a mother before the accident.  Read the fucking articles.

Forgot, my apologies.  I will say that even though his character might be one-note, he's still really funny in it, and has the best theme music in the WWE right now.

I wish the WWE was better to justify regular wrestling coverage, but aside from Punk, Bryan, Ziggler and Ambrose, it's pretty fuckin' grim.

Christian Bale based Patrick Bateman partly on a Tom Cruise interview he saw on Letterman.

I kinda liked the Andy Diggle Dial H.  Surprisingly dark.  And I'm a big Azzarello fan, I'll give Wonder Woman a shot.

I heard they killed off Parker and replaced him with Miles Morales.  Did they carryover any old supporting cast or supervillains?  Or is it an Ultimization of an Ultimate title?

Hey, thanks everyone!  One thing that I think I'm leaning towards now is books that are less Mamet-plays-in-comic-form and featuring more seamless integration with writer and artist.  I think someone mentioned a book JK Williams III is doing that has that (he may or may not be the artist.)

Hey, I've started slowly getting back into comics, picking up Hawkeye and Deadpool.  Anything else I should look into besides FF?

Eh I'm still alive.  Feel free to tell me my opinion is worthless and I'm a Dorito-eating internet troll virgin… like any other good commentator on an website!

Eh I'm still alive.  Feel free to tell me my opinion is worthless and I'm a Dorito-eating internet troll virgin… like any other good commentator on an website!

I had a similar experience, but with the free care at Planned Parenthood.  Their concern and care led me to register and vote for the first time, just to ensure that some dickhead wouldn't get elected and cut their funding.  They saved my life.

I had a similar experience, but with the free care at Planned Parenthood.  Their concern and care led me to register and vote for the first time, just to ensure that some dickhead wouldn't get elected and cut their funding.  They saved my life.

I literally just got home from my own orchiectomy.  Male AVClubbers between 20-35?  Regular checkups.  Even you, HDB, you troll.  It's the Young Man's Disease.  I'm rootin' for ya, Duncan.

I literally just got home from my own orchiectomy.  Male AVClubbers between 20-35?  Regular checkups.  Even you, HDB, you troll.  It's the Young Man's Disease.  I'm rootin' for ya, Duncan.

@avclub-98a0a254da8ca766b7d890e7374849ab:disqus I know the whole America-imperialist thing… but Devil's advocate… where would these people work without American jobs?  And where are American troops killing people?  I myself think it's a measure of everybody sucks everywhere.  Before us, it was the French and the…

@avclub-98a0a254da8ca766b7d890e7374849ab:disqus I know the whole America-imperialist thing… but Devil's advocate… where would these people work without American jobs?  And where are American troops killing people?  I myself think it's a measure of everybody sucks everywhere.  Before us, it was the French and the…

Yeah, fuck Mr. Show and Arrested Development.  Hooray to "The Devil Is A Sissy!"  You're just a podcast away from the big time, hang in there lil fella!

Yeah, fuck Mr. Show and Arrested Development.  Hooray to "The Devil Is A Sissy!"  You're just a podcast away from the big time, hang in there lil fella!