That.  Watch out for that.

That.  Watch out for that.

World's tiniest violin, brah.

World's tiniest violin, brah.

So Maria Bamford, Louis CK, Daniel Tosh, everything on this website, all crappy.  So what's funny and good to you?  Besides trolling and suicidal idealization? 

So Maria Bamford, Louis CK, Daniel Tosh, everything on this website, all crappy.  So what's funny and good to you?  Besides trolling and suicidal idealization? 

Why is "fans" in quotation marks?  Are they his fans ironically?  Do hipsters commit violent public gang rapes?  Or are his "fans" not really there, like Brad Pitt in Fight Club?

Why is "fans" in quotation marks?  Are they his fans ironically?  Do hipsters commit violent public gang rapes?  Or are his "fans" not really there, like Brad Pitt in Fight Club?

I bet you're a chuckle-machine when on stage.

I bet you're a chuckle-machine when on stage.

God I love Hans Moleman references.  "Down I go…"

God I love Hans Moleman references.  "Down I go…"

Whoa.  Whoa.  There's a "What About Bob?" porno?!  This I have to see.

Whoa.  Whoa.  There's a "What About Bob?" porno?!  This I have to see.

At trolling or killing yourself?

At trolling or killing yourself?

Good for you!  You take up the mantle of the "hates everything everyone likes on this forum but posts anyway" to the max!  You, sir, are a master of self-loathing.

Good for you!  You take up the mantle of the "hates everything everyone likes on this forum but posts anyway" to the max!  You, sir, are a master of self-loathing.

OF COCK.

OF COCK.