@avclub-85d8ce590ad8981ca2c8286f79f59954:disqus … wait, how are those races "naturally superior?"  I know white liberal guilt is huge in the circles I run in, but I sort of chafe at seeing "naturally superior" applied to anything, anywhere.

@avclub-85d8ce590ad8981ca2c8286f79f59954:disqus … wait, how are those races "naturally superior?"  I know white liberal guilt is huge in the circles I run in, but I sort of chafe at seeing "naturally superior" applied to anything, anywhere.

Jizz & Dick?  Oh who am I kidding?  Not The Real Liz & Dick: A XXX Parody.  Sigh… what happened to creative puns?

Jizz & Dick?  Oh who am I kidding?  Not The Real Liz & Dick: A XXX Parody.  Sigh… what happened to creative puns?

Zing!

Zing!

Holy crap, I'm glad you're alright.  I couldn't concentrate on the story because I was too busy wondering how someone under-senior-citizen age has heart attacks, although people of all kind do.  I knew a twentysomething non-obese girl having one while driving back from the gym, of all places.

Holy crap, I'm glad you're alright.  I couldn't concentrate on the story because I was too busy wondering how someone under-senior-citizen age has heart attacks, although people of all kind do.  I knew a twentysomething non-obese girl having one while driving back from the gym, of all places.

What's a Rip-It?

What's a Rip-It?

Just like Atlanta.  It's okay, I can say that, I'm from there.

Just like Atlanta.  It's okay, I can say that, I'm from there.

@avclub-a6fdefb2b99177b152b2392b43097665:disqus Astoria reppin'!

@avclub-a6fdefb2b99177b152b2392b43097665:disqus Astoria reppin'!

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus well I know one 23-year-old who was completely bored out of her mind for about five minutes last week.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus well I know one 23-year-old who was completely bored out of her mind for about five minutes last week.

So… I suppose I can tell some Native Americans to throw some beads at you and move into your hip Bushwick/Williamsburg/Greenpoint digs?  I mean, it's only been a few generations since we were fucking them over, right?  Just because YOU never personally gave some braves a smallpox blanket doesn't mean great-grandad…

So… I suppose I can tell some Native Americans to throw some beads at you and move into your hip Bushwick/Williamsburg/Greenpoint digs?  I mean, it's only been a few generations since we were fucking them over, right?  Just because YOU never personally gave some braves a smallpox blanket doesn't mean great-grandad…

No way this has 15 legit likes.  I call shenanigans.

No way this has 15 legit likes.  I call shenanigans.