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Don't sell yourself short, Osis. You're a total fuck head.

She really does. Yikes.

I don't think that you can put it above The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. That's one of those movies that whenever I stumble across it on TV, I quickly realize that whatever plans I had for the next few hours will need to be rescheduled.

Not shot for shot, but if you've seen the Kurosawa films, there's no mistaking that they're the same story, and essentially the same movie.

So this is Borat starring Johnny Cash?

Quoting Jesus was a wee bit over the top for Mr. Wilder.

A chicken's girth, per se.

Seriously, Mr. Hope. Who thinks that "pun as title" is ever a good idea? How does that get the green light?

A good looking trailer will never make up for the absence of Gondry's usual bricolage aesthetic.

Period costumes? Squabbles? A zoologist? Two words: fuck and yes. I am so excited to see this movie.

These are the type of films that make me miss living in a big city where I could conceivably see this in a theater instead of at home on Netflix.

And a half grade worse than Kick-Ass, which seems incalculably damning to that particular film.

The problem, Douchebag, is that you can say what you did about anything. "Baseball? Oh that's cool. Hitting a ball with a stick. Is that what makes a cool sport?" "Oh, The Hangover. Yeah, that's real fucking funny. The guys get drunk and can't remember anything. Is that what humor is?" Being a contrarian ass

What???, you are a douchebag.

Like Erik?

I was really hoping to read more about "Courtesy Of The Red, White And Blue." I only saw it mentioned a few times.

Yeah, but
Megan Fox is hot, right? That's no better than 10%?

Good work, Nathan.

I like the random nature of "sklug" as a retarded baby sound.

I thought there was a rule about feeding trolls.