This remains the single greatest thing the onion has ever done:

I got deja vu from reading this review. I'm almost positive I've seen this before. (Really. It's hard to write on these boards without exuding sarcasm.)

I seem to be alone here, but I didn't think this movie was very funny. A few quotable lines, but beyond that, nothing. I even tried it with booze. That usually works with EVERYTHING.

The absence of The Departed needs an explanation.

I don't think I could be friends with someone who doesn't enjoy Ghostbusters.

Boondock Taints: All Sucks Day

Then you must not think his thesaurus was totally asking for it. Look at the way it was dressed, for god sakes.

Placeholder FTW.

I don't know about violently over-rated, but it's nice to hear someone else with a negative opinion on Clapton. I can't stand that guy.

Maybe ZMF writes for Grace. Where is he, by the way? I expected to come over here and read a well reasoned comment on how much this movie "owns."

Have times really changed so much that kids weren't dying laughing at these titles back in the day? What is this, Russia?

The key
Is commenting on shitty movies low on the list no one wants to see.

Woo Hoo ftw.

I'd like to spend 108 poky minutes with Megan Fox.

Haiku firstie? Classy.

Looks terrible.
There's a judgment.

But he's dead, right?
So I've got some time.

You must have also liked Nathan's use of "bete noire," as you utilized that phrase in your review of "Observe and Report." Coincidence? Maybe. But more likely it's because YOU AND NATHAN ARE THE SAME PERSON?!? Moo hoo ha ha ha ha!

I was thinking about 37% more sass.

Or cocaine.