How do people like you exist?

I agree with all of these statements.

"- Walt gives his name to Tuco as "Heisenberg," as in the Uncertainty Principle. Note to self: Do not mess with people who claim they are named Heisenberg. There's no telling what they'll do. "

No mention of the exploding guts party?

The problem with writing a critical piece on Breaking Bad is that, inevitably, someone will ask "Well what DO you like?" and whatever answer you give will be a show worse than Breaking Bad. 

As an objective third party, let me add that, yeah, you kind of suck, Tim.

As an objective third party, let me add that, yeah, you kind of suck, Tim.

You need to stick with it. It's one of the most tightly-constructed stories I've ever seen, with Season 4  probably the most suspenseful season of television ever.

Basically any plot point that involves one character trying to contact another character that would be turned into a 4-episode "manhunt" sequence that invariably involves breaking into someone's house and mumbling.

What's great is that even if Quinn became sergeant, there's no way it could impact the story. Does anyone know specifically what sergeants can do that could possibly affect the remaining five episodes?

Metal Gear!?

That's what makes this show so hilariously surreal. It rushes disinterestedly though the boring serial killer stuff so it can focus its energies on more aggressive dicking around.

Dexter's writers spend more energy being lazy than they do telling a real story. The final season should write itself. All this circledicking is, on paper at least, way more complicated than just having Miami Metro hunt Dexter or whatever logical endgame a non-idiot would come up with.

"Two airplanes crash into each other because a distraught father couldn't get over the death of his daughter. This is not my design, but what the hell, let's pretend it is."

Okay, first, Slobodan you're an inhuman monster and I'm only replying out of respect for good TV writing.

The whole "redundant voiceover" gag has gone from hilarious to surreal. It's like going to a cheap salon where two enormous mirrors reflect an infinite number of mirror worlds that eventually fold just beyond our line of sight.

That might have been the worst "Previously onDexter" montage ever.

I suggest watching both simultaneously in separate windows for maximum effect.

You're looking at it all wrong. Dexter isn't a show. It's an idea. One that improves everything it touches. For example, not too long ago I ate a brownie at the airport just before flying, and it hit me harder than expected, making the security and baggage check harder to navigate. So you know what I did? I narrated…

*Hank is angry for 45 seconds, then