Fire hazards are apparently just one of the many pitfalls of robot lovin'.

But….but……he PROMISED!

But….but……he PROMISED!

I approve of the idea of Fred Gwynne's existential situation momentarily becoming far more atonal, and existential.

I approve of the idea of Fred Gwynne's existential situation momentarily becoming far more atonal, and existential.

Spoiler: the epistemological ramifications of the shearing of the follicle qua follicle from the body politic something something THEOLOGY something PUBES.

Spoiler: the epistemological ramifications of the shearing of the follicle qua follicle from the body politic something something THEOLOGY something PUBES.

A startling number of those song titles appear humorous when viewed through a prism of lewdness. S'true!

A startling number of those song titles appear humorous when viewed through a prism of lewdness. S'true!

She's, like, symbolically as lame as this item of footwear, so clearly we're in the realm of snarkological abstraction, only this guy is a real person, while his declaiming of their relationship seems to veer back into metaphor for something, lessee, divide by "possibilities", carry the 3, uh….

She's, like, symbolically as lame as this item of footwear, so clearly we're in the realm of snarkological abstraction, only this guy is a real person, while his declaiming of their relationship seems to veer back into metaphor for something, lessee, divide by "possibilities", carry the 3, uh….

"@avclub-e38d7d01bb3addc2e58724fe04de73e8:disqus , what you want and what you're going to get…… those are two separate things, my friend"

"@avclub-e38d7d01bb3addc2e58724fe04de73e8:disqus , what you want and what you're going to get…… those are two separate things, my friend"

Jimmy Carter hates The Big Bang Theory.

Jimmy Carter hates The Big Bang Theory.

Lord Nut Levington's decision to treat the studio as an instrument was a crucial step in the evolution of dub reggae. 

Lord Nut Levington's decision to treat the studio as an instrument was a crucial step in the evolution of dub reggae. 

Featuring guest stars Paul Hogan and John Fogerty fuckin' up alligators? Hell yes.

Featuring guest stars Paul Hogan and John Fogerty fuckin' up alligators? Hell yes.

This Tim Robbins movie about when @avclub-136f1b269336856c0b76ed0ce521ccd7:disqus 's sister lost her boner is going to be really confusing.