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I really like how he was called to be the voice of all white people. Turning that tired trope on it's head was a lot of fun.

Wait, there was a discussion about music video booty too? This might be my new favorite podcast.

We're Jews out in space! We're zooming along protecting the Hebrew race!

Hooking up with Anders. I was flirting with him and Fenris, and then all of a sudden he's talking about how much I'm helping him deal with his shit, and so I feel trapped in a relationship with him. But ok, I really liked the character from back in Dragon Age: Awakening, so it's not the worst thing in the world.

It overrides the free will of everyone for a solution that probably won't work. We're talking about literally transforming every sentient creature in the galaxy into cyborgs, without any choice in the matter and without any knowledge of what it'll look like other than the Crucible telling us that it will stop organics

IIRC they did it when they were at the brink of being wiped out entirely by the Quarians. It was only because the Quarians were about to make them extinct that the issue even came up. Fucking Quarians, I was so pissed off at them.

I'm congenitally incapable of choosing anything other than the "destroy" option at the end of the game. Both of the other options feel far more morally suspect. At the same time, I've always made peace at Rannoch. I feel incredibly guilty about that every time, but I can't trust the Control option and stealing the

As an attorney, I can confirm your gut instinct.

Yeah, that whole Clone battle between Vanguards is Biotic Charge and Nova after Biotic Charge and Nova. I'm surprised we didn't tear the cargo bay from the damned ship.

Really? Because I saw that coming a long way off. Just because someone is nice doesn't mean they're not a fucking moron. And Gerrel is a fucking moron.

Being made tranquil is a fate worse than death, when you think about it. Not only are you basically being magically castrated, you're losing everything that makes you you and turned into an emotionless husk that has your memory and your face and literally nothing else. It's exactly like being killed, except you're

They dissed halal meat carts, and now I will never love again. Fuck you, BK99, that food is better than anything any of you have ever done in your entire lives!

Oh god, sad Varric made me do the same thing. I couldn't bear it.

Oh man, that cookbook is shockingly good. I was really impressed by the meals I made from it. Way better than it deserves to be.

Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunk Christian!

Harsh, but fair. I'll be in my Santa-proof bunker until December 26th.

How dare Futurama not make the main list. You're on the Naughty list, AV Club, and Robot Santa Claus is coming to town.

If you read every other chapter of Moby Dick it's either a non-fiction book on whaling or a straight ahead pounding adventure set on a whaling ship. It's so good.

It's a great book, and an excellent companion piece to The Dark Side, which Jane Mayer released in 2008 based upon her reporting on the torture regime. The Dark Side, and Mayer's earlier reporting, basically has everything that the torture report has, except it was published seven years ago.

I like that several people brought this up. The AV Club, making their former Jewish day school teachers proud.