Throw in a special on buffalo wings, and I'm there!

What, you've never heard of white slavery? I thought everybody knew that white girls fetch the best prices.

Depends on whether you consider anal rape to be foolin' or merely hijinks.

If it's gonna be that kind of party, I might as well stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

It'll be just like Archer Vice, but less realistic. And less intentionally funny. And less outlaw country.

If it includes Doug Gillard next time around, count me in!

Sounds like a bargain anyway you look at it!

I first saw this film on vhs whilst shrooming my brains out. I had to stay up until I had come down and force myself to watch it again just to make sure it hadn't all been just a long, brain damaging hallucination. It was a rough night.

What this means is that the band on his hat is way too tight.

It looks like a Bukowski hangover dump.

Mmmmmm, my favorite brain soup…..cream of noodle. (And those tits were indeed game changers to me as a teen. This film has it all.)

If they make sodomizing a child a sport, Gary Glitter's "Rock and Roll".

I'd like to order a tit.

Maybe I'm just drawn to human trainwrecks, but I still find both her and Lindsay Lohan to be very attractive.

The worst part about getting a paint job is having to soak your dick in turpentine afterwards to 'clean your brush'.

I was thinking Electric Beargaloo.

The simplest explanation is this:
Corporations are people.
Soylent Green is people.
Thus, corporations are Soylent Green.
Hopefully this answers your query.

Can you bring me my ChapStick?

I will admit to having fapped to videos of her showing her tits during concerts. Somehow I don't think she would mind unless I was listening to the Foo Fighters whilst jackin' it.

BAMF!