you mean, "yeah, let's go with that."

…except that it doesn't make any sense.  If Will Arnett has maneuvered Unicorn Girl to replace Rip Torn as CEO, then she'd be taking HIS office, not Jack's.  Certainly the company CEO's office is even more glamorous than Jack's.  

it was a cupcake.

What was with all the half-assed jokes about the Dutch?   Just another undeveloped theme?  
And was it just me, or was the mayor supposed to be a Dick Cheney caricature?

What was with all the half-assed jokes about the Dutch?   Just another undeveloped theme?  
And was it just me, or was the mayor supposed to be a Dick Cheney caricature?

Not true.  It's boring, but here are five films easily more boring than this one: 
1. Uzak (Distant) from the same director. 
2. The Werckmeister Harmonies
3. 35 Shots of Rum
4. Silent Light
5. Le Petit Lieutenant

My wife and I have been debating - was it a repressed memory that came back when Watson touched his leg? He has such a shocked look on his face in that moment.   But then, as far as I can tell, he goes ahead and has sex with her.   Seems like if you just remembered that your favorite aunt molested you, that might kill…

My wife and I have been debating - was it a repressed memory that came back when Watson touched his leg? He has such a shocked look on his face in that moment.   But then, as far as I can tell, he goes ahead and has sex with her.   Seems like if you just remembered that your favorite aunt molested you, that might kill…

Surprised there's not a spoiler space for this one.   That reveal in the last fifteen minutes knocked me sideways.  I'd love to talk about it.

Surprised there's not a spoiler space for this one.   That reveal in the last fifteen minutes knocked me sideways.  I'd love to talk about it.

So it's basically "Driving Miss Daisy," but with robots.

So it's basically "Driving Miss Daisy," but with robots.

What do I expect?   More like this:

Yeah, but is it full of all the pseudo-religious "I'm swirling above all of you looking down, I'm a million years old and I was just born"  bullshit that made the last MMJ album almost unlistenable?

Yeah, I wonked a lot when I watched it.

Blake Crouch (the writer of "Pines") used to come in and write at the coffee shop where I work, so I read one of his books just for the hell of it.   It was TERRIBLE.

Hey Phipps, take it easy on the "and, yes,"  trope.  This isn't "Inside the Actor's Studio."

could it please be deleted?   I mean, Holy Crap…

"writers worked their asses off to see as many films as possible."

…for the first two acts.  and then it's bloody awful.