Yes, hence my qualifier of “most”  Domestic Flights.  Most.  It’s right there.

The US has a lot of needlessly excessive rules for flying into their airspace.  I have been in several international airports where we have needed to go through another security screening procedure before getting on the plane.  This is because its required only by US law and the airport is not going to go to the…

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but if you can’t hold your bladder for 3-4 hours its time to start looking at your fluid intake or adult diapers.

A lot comes down to the flight crew.  Some attendants will get in passengers faces about it while others go more passive-aggressive.  The risk of course is an altercation requiring the plane to be diverted.

On an International flight there are probably enough toilets in your class to accommodate you.

It’s like when I get asked to double or triple check something for work that I know is already OK.  No point in arguing, just go through the motions.  At least its low-stress and kills a few hours.

A misstep like Trump telling the Press on the White House lawn that he wants foreign countries investigating the Bidens?

Yeah that’s a dick, amateur move. Good job letting all your staff stew in anger and anxiety over the weekend about it.

You delegate the firing to the executive VPs.  The junior VPs are, of course, caddying.

Good grief, if you’re going to fire someone so late in the week at least have the guts to do it first thing in the morning.

In a few years we’ll see a remake of A Few Good Men where Jessup not only admits to ordering the Code Red but has the entire JAG prosecution team get the Code Red experience right in the middle of the courtroom. 

Criminals can never stop doing crime.

Oddly enough, the reason I cancelled my subscription is they kept putting stuff I would be interested in reading online, and telling me in the magazine to go there and read it. And this was, like, 5 years ago.

What is the functional difference between a ticket subscription and a season ticket?

If water is not wet, what is it?

Hey to be fair at least this was clear obvious satire.

D-, please see me after class.

10 minutes after that some piece of information will come out that will see him throwing them under the bus in another act of self-preservation.

Oh you sweet summer child. Trump has been repeatedly testing the waters to get the 22nd Amendment repealed.

Christ what is with you trolls today.  Just because its Friday doesn’t mean you can just phone it in.