Are you saying prostitution isn’t a crime in America?

The funny thing is, a lot of the oddball flavor combos get made in Canada because manufacturing lines in the US are too busy cranking out base flavor combos!

He paid to have sex with your mom.

They got Nixon on his own tapes perjuring himself and he resigned.

No, you still see the Right Angle Swastika (not the 45 degree tilt the Germans used) all over Southeast Asia.

Don’t be jealous America. Canada only gets a tiny fraction of the multitude of flavor varieties brands push out in the United States.

The entire industrial food economy is based on selling you hydrogenated fat and sugar in various compositions, calling it something similar to what its supposed to actually be, and then lobbying the government to change the legal definition of the real foodstuff to include the oily, sugary substitute.

Is this all the GOP has left, pedantry language attacks that would get you laughed out of an elementary school debate club?

Hey man, we wouldn’t have responsible government if we didn’t have perpetually unhappy dipshits seesaw between Conservatives and Liberals every election. 

The NYT interviewed six “undecided” voters yesterday and came to the conclusion that America does not want Trump impeached.

5'11" is the perfect height. You are decently tall, and who the fuck is going to lie about being 5'11"?

Sir, this is clearly an Arby’s.

They nailed Capone on income tax fraud.

The faces of all three background players look wierd TBH.

It will probably be hard for anyone who needs this to see this, but if you’re just getting a white screen when you go to any of the main pages, Jalopnik.com is still working properly, and you can then use the top bar to navigate around.

Americans would be fine with government handouts if they could prevent them from going to minorities.

Offices, not so much.  But in big workshops or on construction sites its not uncommon for there to be music playing. 

I fly through Pearson all the time, with numerous checked bags. 

It’s odd how the confluence of solving homelessness and paying college athletes are both blocked by the same problem; people unwilling to give others money for something they feel they haven’t earned. 

Carry on dimensions are generally around 45 linear inches with bag dimensions commonly being 22 x 14 x 9.  YMMV depending on luggage vendor and specific airline regulations.