Trying to bribe people with their won money was such as hit at midterms its sure to strike lightning twice!

So what happens when the AI determines how many mentally ill people there are in the legislative, executive, and judicial branches?

It’s a troll account, ignore it.

Can’t be depressed when you’re scared shitless AMIRITE?!?!?!

Borat in the mankini.

Tell rich white assholes they get free gold from the Government and don’t have to pay taxes on Income?  Its amazing how poorly thought out that movement is that they could never latch on with the Tea Party.

What happened to the Dutch Oven, did Splinter shitcan the account?  Did he pull an Icarus and troll too hard with that approved sock puppet?

I run my thermostat at these suggested settings. Where I live it is the humidity that contributes to the excessive feeling of heat and sweating and so the air conditioner acts more like a dehumidifier which produces the desired cooling effect to make rooms comfortable. And yes, the higher temperature prevents your AC…

They took the the Mein Kampf test instead.

Lets not forget this same thing happened in the Hogan lawsuit against Gawker. The Jury awarded a payout substantially higher than what was being asked for, partially on the basis of a poorly executed defense strategy.

St. Louis style?

Good job on the raking California!

The jury must have been filled with old white men scared shitless about losing their own jobs.

According to the instruction sheet the Union stewards agreed to the rules.

Departure announcements are on Twitter. The staff Roast is the last day in the office.

So I guess Reese and Jennifer buried the hatchet?  There’s been a longstanding rumor they didn’t get along when Reese guested on Friends, to the point where they had to cut a planned six episode arc short (which is how the alternate reality two parter came to be as a hastily written fill-in for two of those episodes).

It’s great that everyone’s decided to just hunker down and wait for the inevitable economic collapse to occur, and the White House isn’t going to do shit because it would mean admitting fault.

Calling out the troll immediately is the only way to prevent people from posting any sort of serious rebuttal. It’s not like they come back to engage (sometimes, but not often), they post their shit and move on to the next article.

He’s an approved commenter and doesn’t need anyone starring his garbage for everyone to see it.  Publicly calling him out as a troll is all that’s left.

I mean, if you just want to get to the comments, click on the chat bubble next to the author name.  The grand sum of the Deadspin content is right there.