HALITOSIS!

I WOULD PUT A TAX..ON ALL PEOPLE..WHO QUOTE MONTY PYTHON!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE…
LINDSEY LOHAN…IN…THE ARCHITECT SKETCH! THE ARCHITECT SKETCH!

I USE…A BODY RUB…CALLED…HALITOSIS!

FIRST TAKE A BUNCH OF FLOWERS…PRETTY BEGONIAS…IRISES…FREESIAS…AND CHRYSANTHEMUMS…THEN…ARRANGE THEM…NICELY…IN A VASE!

DOCTOR!
MY BRAIN HURTS!

I WOULD LIKE TO EAT…
PORK BRAINS…CANNED SAUSAGE…AND DRINK…A CHANG!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE…
AMERICAN GLADIATORS MOVIE…NOT BE MADE!

I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR THE SOUND…
OF THE FLAMING LIPS…PLAYING…SHE DON'T USE JELLY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE…
A TAX ON PEOPLE…WHO WATCH THE EMMYS!