My exact series of feelings when I watched it. To be honest, when I thought he really was dead, I thought it was a beautifully written (and beautifully exploitative) piece of television. Beautiful in its steady, unwavering plodding towards inevitability, and beautifully exploitative in that it exploits the audience's…

If this show kills someone, they kill them without question. If someone dies by zombie bite, they show a zombie either biting you on your torso (so you can't go Herschel and hack the limb off) or ripping you to pieces (and they show your whole body while it's happening, unlike Glenn). If someone dies by gun, it's…

Speaking of, Bodie's death was one of two times The Wire made me cry. May we all pour one out for my boy.

I thought it just meant he'd cleared out an area of walkers?

For the five minutes I was convinced Glenn really was dead, I was sad, but also felt like the fact that his death was pointless WAS the point, and golly gee if I didn't respect the hell out of that choice. I'm now about 95% certain he's still alive, and no matter how it's explained, I'm about 99.9% certain it'll feel…

Right? I'm not 100% on Rick's side of thinking EVERY human being they meet is a huge threat, but he certainly understands that there are people in this particular universe whose continued existence threatens decent humans. Like the Terminus dude who promised to leave them alone: "But you'd cross paths with someone…

IF Glenn really were dead, then I think this would be a really poignant, incredible episode, and I'd give a bunch of kudos to the writers. But I wouldn't give kudos to the director and camera crew, because IF Glenn were really getting ripped apart, and you wanted the audience to get the same punch in the gut from the…

Seeing all of the long strings of entrails coming out of Nicholas, I realized, poignantly, that the dead ARE THE SPAGHETTI MAKER.

There's lots of pretty easy, quick fixes to make yourself safe from zombies. I like how they spent god-knows-how-many hours constructing this wall around the city, but nobody ever considered building a medium-sized tree house? Or, hell, just board up all the first floor windows and doors and bolt a ladder to the wall.…

And all the armadillo you can eat!

I hate cigarettes, but those truth ads make me want to machete the people who make the ads while smoking an entire pack of unfiltered camels.

I hope he didn't. That was the same wolf Morgan encountered in the cold open of last season's finale, and that guy was pretty compelling on-screen. I'd love to get more interaction with that guy.

If anyone else has watched the TWD Bad Lip Reading videos as many times as I have, the scene with the turtle is hilarious if you imagine Daryl rolling up and screaming "ANTHONYYYYYY!"

"I don't know. It's possible. Maybe I'm just too distrusting of everybody."

"We found a trailer full of perm formula and one color of hair dye! It's an Apocalypstmas MIRACLE!"

Oh man, if Pistorius hadn't gone and murdered someone I bet he could have scored a sweet cameo as a legless zombie.

Morgan is Murtaugh, Carol is Riggs.

I gotcha now.

"…there were at least three random dead Alexandria women who looked just like her and died in different parts of the town."

That dude got throat-stabbed to death in the church later.