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In fairness to Ron, I got the impression that he was trying to get to his mom and brother, which is a reasonable impulse when crazy chop-em-up dudes have overrun your town.

Didn't Noah's home town have a truck outside with a shitload of armless, legless zombies? Holy shit, the wolves killed everybody in Noah's home town. I JUST put this together.

Enid? I hardly even KNOW 'er!

The writers' word-of-the-day calendar that day happened to be "subtlety" and they figured what the hell, let's give it a shot.

Also really liked how Pete's widow (can't remember her name) used her experience of being abused to pretend she'd been knocked unconscious before scissor-stabbing the shit out of the wolf lady.

I was CERTAIN Morgan was going to get shot by inexperienced-armory-guard-lady.

Funny, I thought the pitch meeting for Uber was just a guy saying "It's like prostitutes, but with cars."

"Dear FCC, I wasn't for Adult Swim to be a broadcast station instead of subscription cable so that this letter will have any point whatsoever."

It's porn time somewhere…

Yes! That's all I was thinking the whole time. Especially how everybody gets realistically winded and worn out in between flurries of violence. Fightin's hard work, man!

Fuckin' Bing Bong, man…

I can't wait to link to the video of Chris Pratt repeatedly calling people "motherfucker" beneath every asshole sharing that stupid "Chris Pratt's a jesus-loving conservative" article on facebook.

Damn you for having this good of a comment.

Anybody else worried that after Kickstarter charges our credit cards we're going to get an email from Sen. Davis about permits being held up?

Well I'm only 33, but I damned sure bought one too.

They ain't have the honey-nut when I went to buy some.

@avclub-f46294429e422f5da9b4d3dd0ca5b382:disqus, you've made someone smile today.

I didn't love the Craig flash-forward, but in all other aspects, I love Craig. I'd watch a Craig spin-off. But then, I'd watch a spin-off of just about any single Parks character.

I hope it's someone who enjoys her yabos. (It's Jamm.)

I'll jump in on the sappy talk. I had the realization last night—it had never actually hit me before—that these aren't just characters that I found to be hilarious. I really, truly, unabashedly LOVE these people. Goddamnit, Parks and Rec, you sneaky bastards. You made me love you for realz. And my wife and I were