It all makes sense now!

But its the pelvic thrust that really drives you insay-ay-ay-ayayane. So don't. You hear me? How are you gonna make a profit by participating in a dance, anyway? By definition, dancing gives others pleasure, and on no account must we let that happen, gosh darn it!

Take that back! Would a stupid movie namecheck Nietzche?

Why does Joey, the most sexually active Friend, not simply rape the other five?

By complete coincidence, I'm listening to 'Flying Teapot' right now! 
Those cats were surprisingly good, underneath all the contrived hippy bullshit, and Malherbe and Hillage stand out in particular. You've also gotta respect them for putting out a three-album trilogy with no real commercial success, and for being…

The whole class laughed out loud at that line when we studied the book, too. Blame Fucking Scott Fitzgerald (yes, that was his real name).

Same with AVClub reviews of OFF. When they got rid of Rabin they lost a recap genius, and we have now entered… the Mike Scully era *shudders*

"Wünschendasseseinfacherwärenichtaufdenfilmnocheinmalsehendass" according to Google Translate

*stumbles out of cubicle, looks around*

Well, that's fair enough, I suppose. I didn't know he'd done the pauses better elsewhere. Its still a great movie, no doubt about it,even if it could have been twenty minutes shorter. From the barn scene onwards, the silences were so long that I was reminded of Eraserhead. And come to think of it, the Girl with the…

Well, the prop design is pretty retro-futuristic, what with the shitty bookcase on the ship. Obviously they don't use steam to get around in space, cause that would be ludicrous, but the ethos is there. Watching it, I was most prominently reminded of a YA book called Larklight that I read a few years ago, which had a…

Yeah, I just finished streaming this on the basis of this recommendation and what I got really annoyed by were the massive pauses between each line of dialogue. They should have gone down the really manic/random route to a greater extent, like a less shit Austin Powers. But basically, this is the epitome of good…

I think we've probably reached the event horizon whereat the quantity of likes garnered from such a gimmicky exploit is no longer worth the effort and thought that goes into writing it. Much like writing in full sentences.

Something crawls from the slime…

If the government chose it, it would probably be Pokarekare Ana, because 1) Its Maori, so the pakeha can pat themselves on the back, 2) Its set in Rotorua, the biggest tourist trap in the country (Wow! A city that smells and exudes gas! Just like Guangzhou!) and £) Its rather saccharine, and therefore easy to sell to…

I hate "Piano Man" because its just egotistical and patronising to the audience. But then, these are people who voluntarily listen to Billy Joel, so they probably deserve it. That said, the non-lyric aspect of it is basically inoffensive in a 70s-corpaorate-karaoke-night kind of way. So are there any other reasons to…

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This sounds like a shitty version of that Jam sketch where a guy has sex with a gay guy just in case he wants to violate guy #1's son, while the mother, just to make sure, seduces her own kid in disguise. Really…funny.

I guess DOOOOOOOWWWWWWWDDDDDD was typing too fast to type the fine line between retrograde. We'll never know whether he was going for "retro-retrograde" or "retro|grade".

This. I think maybe there was a subtle critique of 'living in the moment' in this episode, to the extent that the other characters were sidelined and humiliated (Morris brushing his freaky teeth for all eternity) while Fry and Leela - Gen Xers through and through - lived an utterly insubstantial life, having no effect…