Really really really sucks that it was deleted. So much hilarity. Someone's gotta have that archived somewhere, right? The NSA, maybe?

I think such a ranking would basically go in chronological order, Badlands being his most conventional and plot-driven and his 2 most recent films being his most abstract.

The exchange about "Greektown" in Mother Simpson is one my my favorites in the whole series.

Still my favorite bit of Paula Deen-related pop culture:
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"Affro won but I'm glad I watched it so menocu didn't lose."

James Adomian's Gay Villains bit is like George Carlin's Baseball vs Football of our era.

I need your mailing address to send you something. It's not a bribe; it's a reward for making the right decision.

Yeah, he has creeped me the hell out for a long time.

I've got a tentpole for you!

SUNDAY
Sports!

Cheekend at Bernies I & II

One of the best essays ever.

Ryan Ridley? They're just one J.D. Ryznar away from a full ChooseYourOwnSelectAVision.TV reunion!

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Do you get to spend a lot of time in those cities, or is most of your time on a boat? How long was the cruise overall? How cold was it?

Huh. Don't really agree with any of that.

Indeed. They even used to sell "Ween - New Hope, PA" t-shirts on tour.

Ahhh, that's the stuff.

"I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked."

"his rejection of Lindsay's suggestion of a woman president"
"Oh he's like he's displaced from the early 60s in the early 80s."