I'm not allergic to tomatoes, but I'm on medication that makes anything acidic really, really uncomfortable for me, so they're out.  I like making good pasta and tossing it in just a little hummus, which is good for me because I always need protein (I don't eat much meat).

I'm not allergic to tomatoes, but I'm on medication that makes anything acidic really, really uncomfortable for me, so they're out.  I like making good pasta and tossing it in just a little hummus, which is good for me because I always need protein (I don't eat much meat).

I actually knew that already, because they were tentatively trying to find people for the next season, and I was in the running.  And then it just dried up and they tried to tell us a million times that it wasn't going away, which meant it was going away.  Oh well.  Would have been kind of fun.

I actually knew that already, because they were tentatively trying to find people for the next season, and I was in the running.  And then it just dried up and they tried to tell us a million times that it wasn't going away, which meant it was going away.  Oh well.  Would have been kind of fun.

It's one thing if it's about, say, the major events of WWII, but would you really make that argument about something like "Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son about his Father?"

It's one thing if it's about, say, the major events of WWII, but would you really make that argument about something like "Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son about his Father?"

You're right, of course.

You're right, of course.

Thank you! I'm surprised I got this far down in the comments before someone mentioned the endless self-promotion.  That's a thousand times more annoying to me than pot jokes (which he does overdo, but maybe not as much as some here are assuming). 

Thank you! I'm surprised I got this far down in the comments before someone mentioned the endless self-promotion.  That's a thousand times more annoying to me than pot jokes (which he does overdo, but maybe not as much as some here are assuming). 

But you can't like pizza, or you wouldn't have used Pizza Hut there.

But you can't like pizza, or you wouldn't have used Pizza Hut there.

…Dean, you can take off the @avclub-64ad8f3af92ef8d9a1c7dfd7265e577d:disqus costume now.  We know it's you!

…Dean, you can take off the @avclub-64ad8f3af92ef8d9a1c7dfd7265e577d:disqus costume now.  We know it's you!

Yes, I was surprised to see this featured here, as I've seen it on YouTube several times (and only made it through a few minutes each time - didn't see the point of remaking it).  Guess the author just hadn't noticed it before.

Yes, I was surprised to see this featured here, as I've seen it on YouTube several times (and only made it through a few minutes each time - didn't see the point of remaking it).  Guess the author just hadn't noticed it before.

@avclub-772800c641bbbf4f700f2bb365294695:disqus Can't think of any musicians off the top of my head, but Akebono and Konishiki, two top sumou wrestlers, were Americans who got Japanese citizenship.

@avclub-772800c641bbbf4f700f2bb365294695:disqus Can't think of any musicians off the top of my head, but Akebono and Konishiki, two top sumou wrestlers, were Americans who got Japanese citizenship.

This sounds bad.  Really bad.  But I just looked it up on Wikipedia and apparently there's also crap about him having a son and being a son and family and life and BEING A MAN AND A SON AND A FATHER AND LIFE AND LOVE AND LEARNING and oh my god it sounds so much stupider than it initially did.  

This sounds bad.  Really bad.  But I just looked it up on Wikipedia and apparently there's also crap about him having a son and being a son and family and life and BEING A MAN AND A SON AND A FATHER AND LIFE AND LOVE AND LEARNING and oh my god it sounds so much stupider than it initially did.