I'll meet you halfway and agree.

I'll meet you halfway and agree.

I watch this show once in a while because my wife likes it and for Anna Paquin's tits. But honestly, it is the single worst non-reality show I've ever seen. Every fricking episode is the same: screaming, super-fast hillbilly vampires, blood sucking and death.

I watch this show once in a while because my wife likes it and for Anna Paquin's tits. But honestly, it is the single worst non-reality show I've ever seen. Every fricking episode is the same: screaming, super-fast hillbilly vampires, blood sucking and death.

This episode has the worst cliffhanger ending to any first part of two I've ever seen. The cap to part one is usually an amazing finish to a crazy buildup. Not this time. We get Garabaldi in C&C as the techs tell him something big is coming through the jump gate. Tight shot on his face as he mutters "what the hell..?"…

This episode has the worst cliffhanger ending to any first part of two I've ever seen. The cap to part one is usually an amazing finish to a crazy buildup. Not this time. We get Garabaldi in C&C as the techs tell him something big is coming through the jump gate. Tight shot on his face as he mutters "what the hell..?"…

"Aunt Gladys’ death is treated primarily as an unfortunately timed inconvenience; when Marge tells Homer to stop pouting over not being able to go to Duff Gardens, he whimpers, “I’m not pouting! I’m mourning! Stupid dead woman.”

"Aunt Gladys’ death is treated primarily as an unfortunately timed inconvenience; when Marge tells Homer to stop pouting over not being able to go to Duff Gardens, he whimpers, “I’m not pouting! I’m mourning! Stupid dead woman.”

I'm a little confused by your use of the word "platonic." Did you mean "perfect?" Not saying your use is incorrect, but most people would consider "platonic" to mean "I love you without sex." Just sayin', make it easier on the masses.

I'm a little confused by your use of the word "platonic." Did you mean "perfect?" Not saying your use is incorrect, but most people would consider "platonic" to mean "I love you without sex." Just sayin', make it easier on the masses.

Jud Scott wasn't a Shakespearean actor either. I think he's confusing Scott and Neame because, for some reason, the guy named "Knight Two" is really the guy in charge and "Knight One" is actually his assistant.

Jud Scott wasn't a Shakespearean actor either. I think he's confusing Scott and Neame because, for some reason, the guy named "Knight Two" is really the guy in charge and "Knight One" is actually his assistant.

Dawn? asscrack of?
I was digging the review when I suddenly screeched to a halt when I hit "a new bridge officer named MacDuff who Dawns his way aboard and acts like he belongs there." I read that twice, then a third time, not knowing what it means to "Dawn." A couple of lines later you mention Buffy almost as an…