Phase Six will be all about Squirrel Girl and the little dog from Spider Man and His Amazing Friends.

The big twist in the zombies vs. old people movie, of course, is that all those shambling, decaying, life-sucking ghouls are just regular-ass old people.

We need a Spoiler Space!  Does Arnold mumble something kind of clever to the bad guy, kill him, or both?

Patton Oswalt looks like Hephaestus himself forged him in the deepest fires of hell.  Not to be fucked with.

I picture the "evils of Texas justice" part as involving Leatherface, in his full chainsaw-wielding glory, chasing Trey Songz right into the police station, where Trey Songz is promptly arrested and charged with multiple felonies. 

Only time I've been in the back of a cop car was for truancy… TINGED WITH A SEXUAL BENT.

RED ALERT

I'm not surprised that Sons of Anarchy makes so few apperances on the ballots, but I wonder if that's because some of the voters simply tuned out over the last couple of not-so-hot seasons.

I'm not surprised that Sons of Anarchy makes so few apperances on the ballots, but I wonder if that's because some of the voters simply tuned out over the last couple of not-so-hot seasons.

Buying a small construction company, or swindling the owner for whatever assets are so important, might cost more than arranging a series of killings— payments to the owner, legal costs, etc.  But the risk of getting shot in the face is almost zero.  That's why real supervillains hire lawyers, rather than assassins.

Buying a small construction company, or swindling the owner for whatever assets are so important, might cost more than arranging a series of killings— payments to the owner, legal costs, etc.  But the risk of getting shot in the face is almost zero.  That's why real supervillains hire lawyers, rather than assassins.

McGarnagle?

McGarnagle?

Just dropped by to say Shakes the Clown, fuck yeah!

Just dropped by to say Shakes the Clown, fuck yeah!

Every time I try to remember what Salt was about, I wind up remembering the plot of some other, better action movie. 

Every time I try to remember what Salt was about, I wind up remembering the plot of some other, better action movie. 

That photo just destroyed me.

That photo just destroyed me.

I looked away for a moment during the raid on the dogfights, and they apparently saw a girl sitting out by the trash.  Was it the same girl, who is apparently a metaphor for something, who's popped up in a couple of other season finales?