My sixth-grade class somehow scammed our culturally oblivious teacher into showing this for a classroom party.  And since he spent most of the afternoon smoking outside, we saw the whole thing.  Not my first R-rated movie, but the best to that point.

Name's Leonard Washington.  Where I'm from?  Little town called none of your goddam business.

Name's Leonard Washington.  Where I'm from?  Little town called none of your goddam business.

I wonder how many awesome/disgusting Eddie Murphy moments are omitted from Charlie's stories.  I suspect their night with Prince went just like the sketch, except for the part where Eddie Murphy makes out with Mickey Free.

I wonder how many awesome/disgusting Eddie Murphy moments are omitted from Charlie's stories.  I suspect their night with Prince went just like the sketch, except for the part where Eddie Murphy makes out with Mickey Free.

Maybe the time bomb comment was more about Walt's current decision to stay in the game?  I think Mike's seen enough of criminals generally, and Walt specifically, to know that Walt's getting way out of his depth because he's feeling himself right now.  Just last week, he saw Walt pull off that ridiculous heist at the…

Maybe the time bomb comment was more about Walt's current decision to stay in the game?  I think Mike's seen enough of criminals generally, and Walt specifically, to know that Walt's getting way out of his depth because he's feeling himself right now.  Just last week, he saw Walt pull off that ridiculous heist at the…

In summary, people should stop expressing opinions that this guy doesn't agree with.

In summary, people should stop expressing opinions that this guy doesn't agree with.

A general question for someone who knows more than I do about cooking— how hard are these challenges?  (They all seem impossible to me, but I never cook anything).

A general question for someone who knows more than I do about cooking— how hard are these challenges?  (They all seem impossible to me, but I never cook anything).

I thought the same thing!  I don't know much about modern-day cowboys, but I really didn't expect so many of them to be menopausal women and doughy office drones.

I thought the same thing!  I don't know much about modern-day cowboys, but I really didn't expect so many of them to be menopausal women and doughy office drones.

Was that David up in the balcony talking shit about people during the egg challenge?  Bold choice for the guy who manages to be second-worst at everything.

Was that David up in the balcony talking shit about people during the egg challenge?  Bold choice for the guy who manages to be second-worst at everything.

I realize that my visceral dislike of Joel McHale is completely irrational.  I also realize that he's probably a nice guy in real life.

I realize that my visceral dislike of Joel McHale is completely irrational.  I also realize that he's probably a nice guy in real life.

I want to watch that one again, because at the time, I didn't even get the impression that he was calling Gallagher an asshole— I thought he was just calling him a lousy comedian.  Of course, I never gave that sketch a second thought until Gallagher was more recently outed as a rotten guy.

I want to watch that one again, because at the time, I didn't even get the impression that he was calling Gallagher an asshole— I thought he was just calling him a lousy comedian.  Of course, I never gave that sketch a second thought until Gallagher was more recently outed as a rotten guy.

One of my favorite moments is the reaction to the Elian Gonzalez line in the racial draft.  The sketch pretty much admits that Elian Gonzalez is a dated reference (even then) that doesn't really fit with the premise.  Then they go right on doing funny shit with the premise.