Denver!  How are these people not from England?

Michael Landon (or his still-living Mexican equivalent) can ride his Harley around the country and shoot old ladies in the face.  Sometimes, the old lady will turn out to be a bad angel.

I was bothered because, when they got to the big twist, I was sure they'd cheated on it at some point in the movie.  I wasn't interested enough to go back and watch again, but I think that's what they were counting on— I call shenanigans.

I enjoyed the possessed old lady getting shot to bits and the possessed little kid slicing his thumbs off.  (That's about a minute, tops, out of a 90+ minute movie)

Taking a cue from Parenthood, the finale will feature Dawes helping House cure AIDS.  Finally fulfilled, House will retire happy.

He looks like he just told Missy he's pregnant with Magoo's baby.

That Esquire article was the most retarded shit I've ever seen.

I've never had any reason to dislike any Tim & Eric fan.  But if they're the sort who would intentionally take the aisle seat, knowing that everyone in the middle will be leaving before them— well, that's just mean.

That's more of Jason Alexander's pubic hair than I ever thought I'd see.

He remembered liking this episode better, but that's because he was too focused on the jokes.  Thankfully, we're all now mature enough to look past the jokes and see the deeper, more profound Seinfeld.

Haven't you paid attention to his work?  He's just going undercover as a Muslim, as the first step in a 702-step plan that will end with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad getting punched in the windpipe.

Do these shows all sound terrible because O'Neal is snarking them, or because they're all going to be terrible?

So this is how the war starts— maybe the world will end in 2012 after all!

Liam Neeson has moved past killing people— he's killing wolves!  (and probably some people too, I guess, but that's not in the commercial)

Don't forget Big Fat Liar!  Not to mention all that voice work under the pseudonym "Jon Benjamin"

Retracted.  I got through about 10 minutes of that slop.

I just hope they last long enough to do a crossover episode.

It's more fun if you say the title as an exclamation, while snapping your fingers.

The full force of the Disney marketing machine couldn't have sold me on this as thoroughly as this review.  I seldom watch sitcoms, but I'll watch this (until it gets canceled 20 minutes in).

Which of these videos could you tolerate the longest?