I'd like to give that hot, little cougar some of my ham. Of course, by ham, I mean cock.

@Tom Waits - I'm going to skull fuck you, and then cum in your grandmother's stoma.

I'd also like to clarify that I'd like to rub my cock between Kate Winslett's tracts of land.

Let me be the first to say
That I would like to fuck the corpse of Jeanne-Claudde.