*Drops the Honor Roll on Hogan*

Wonder Wimp
You say that Wonder Woman
Is an Amazonian ruler:
I say she wouldn't last a round
Against the Fabulous Moolah!

Rock Star Pencilnecks
Don't care if it's Jack White, Jack Black,
Or cracked-out Bobby Brown:
When they face the Genius
You know they're going DOWN!

Craig, would it brighten your day to hear that I'm joining the cast of "The Big Bang Theory?"