You're not out there! You can't be, because I am out there. And there's not enough voltage in this world to electroshock me back into coherence if I see YOU out there!

Tobias?

As the sign-off - "That's it for tonight, everybody. Don't forget: Donald Trump wants to bang his daughter. And here it is, your Moment of Zen."

Slate also seems to think that we just had the Republican convention, instead of the first vote not even being cast until next week. As well as this entirely premature review of the Daily Show's election coverage, they also just ran a piece calling out Nate Silver for failing to acknowledge that Trump is already…

I thought he was the lead singer of A-Ha?

"What about an Urban Terminator?"
"I love it! Let's call it The Turbanator!"

The Widow Howlapp?

Huh.

Girlfriend, Get Outta That Coma Get Into My Car

That makes me think of the episode where Cartman abandons his anti-Ginger crusade after he wakes up one morning with red hair and freckles. Can't wait until the penny finally drops for Cruz - "Wait a minute… I'm… an immigrant!"

Yeah, she seems like quite a piece of work. Actually, at first I thought she was going to say that they were giving them bad fake teeth, to play up the poverty aspect.

Whitney Mercilus, brother of Ming.

Did you say "keytar"? Or did you just pronounce "guitar" like a hillbilly?

I get the hyperventilating thing too, this show should come with a health warning.

#NODISRESPECTTOBENAFFLECK

You can deny the watchability of the current season but I hope you would never deny the Holocaust.

I'm so glad that Comedy Central put their faith in Nathan for another year. In this post-Pearl Harbor world, people don't trust their fellow man.

They're the Parker Lewis of asshole companies.

Sean O'Neal said that he had to fight to prevent the Taco Bell Bell being banned on numerous occasions so it sadly looks like it might be another tragic casualty of the Star Wipe Wars.

Reese Espieces?