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Yes but someone told Cyclops that you can never really know yourself, so….

That's my assumption too - didn't she co-write some of those episodes?

"10 Politicians You Didn't Know Were Fascist… I Did Not See #3 Coming…OK, I Totally Did"

Enough about your promiscuous mother!

What a line! It literally made me curl up into a little ball. This is the only show that occasionally makes me forget how to breathe.

Hired goons?

When are they gonna get to the trade negotiations factory!?!

Quincy!
Sorry, inappropriate.

/Jimmy Savile quote.

A polar bear's toenails?

When Loompaland sends its people, they're not sending their best.

Proper syntax is for losers. I make my own syntax, the most luxurious, classiest syntax that ever did. You can read all about it in the greatest book of all time, "This Art for the Deal Thing"

$20 can buy many Peanuts characters.

Hosted by Capt. Raymond Holt.

Future Buzzfeed article, "WHO SAID IT:Kang or Trump?"

That would surely put a dent in the "No War" aspect of his plan…

I love that the question was very specifically prompted by that one incredibly gorgeous woman walking down the street in Philadelphia.

TIVOLI IS PROTECTED…ish.

Plus the Scooby Gang from Love and Monsters.

Yeah! Goin to the South Pole motherfuckas!