How do you sleep at night?

Thanks Obama.

FORMIDABLE OPPONENT

I love Charles Grodin, he brings out the curmudgeon in me.

Bros before hosts.

Of course, twitter domination is not legally binding and will not actually determine who the next President will be.

"As I took a small piece of some of that funky stuff, I couldn't help but wonder: would Big and I ever have more than a "G" thang…?"

Oh no.
He loves it!

And everyone named Colleen.

The TV ads for this just use "FANTASTIC BLOCKBUSTER" as the review pull quote….

Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Both equally traumatic events.

The glasses weren't quite enough so he recently invested in a 'Genius At Work' T-shirt.

Rory Calhoun?

You can always tell a Milford man.

Here's some money, don't make a Star War.

AND JESUS WEPT!

Settle down, Brett Ratner.

I think Eisenberg's awkard calculation when he's doing cute is pressing.

I knew it was too perfect to be true but I really wanted them to stick with the original title 'The Late Show With Starring Stephen Colbert'