In the Game of Thrones, you win or you SHOUT!

"GORDON IS COMING!"

But you should know, Internet, you've set the bar so low that I fully expected this article to just be a list of text.

Ha ha! It is known!

He can have Bill Cosby's.

I think there's a typo in your comment, I'm sure your friend said "Jeb! Bush is going to be there."

Yeah, I really thought he'd save that for a two-part special.

I agree. Andy Daly: Five stars.

That just means that Michael Jordan isn't allowed to watch it.
He knows why.

No one would ever use the phrase "largest state" when talking about my penis.

Oh Colonel, anyone can miss Alaska. All tucked away down there..

I'd rather watch Bryan Fuller House, where John Stamos is replaced by a contorted stag-person representing the murderous side of his psyche, and Bob Saget eats his own face.

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It's like he gets off on being withholding.

Jazz Hands Meets Nail Hands!

Yes, but only because Diversity was the name of the stripper you hired, right?

Not many people saw it because it was dropped by NBC and Univision but this year's Miss USA pageant (AKA The Donald's Little Beauties) featured a song from Trump explaining how he doesn't diddle kids - "I wouldn't do it with anyone younger than my daughter, no little kids, gotta be big, older than my wife…"

Stewart's biggest mistake was trying to compete with the definitive impression of Herman Cain: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I thought he was from Uzbekibekibekibekistanstan.

Not afterwards, during. It was kinda weird.