Because they don't resemble each other in any way?

It's a joke. But by all means everyone get in your "pretentious" jabs like that word has any meaning left

What an epic conclusion to Hollywood Mansterclams. I lost it as soon as Shonk began by talking about using a Western grip and pretty much remained that way for the duration.

No, it's an awesome quote and if she wants to do more than sing and look pretty more power to her.

“Yeah, I did it. Why not? Look, I do a lot of shit."

I dunno, Stockholm Syndrome?

He was last seen helping Jaime take Riverrun back from the Blackfish I believe. Maybe we can hope for a no news is good news situation, but I'm guessing he'll pop up again.

Euron is still played by the same guy as last season, Pilou Asbæk

Speaking of it being messy and confusing, just what were the results do we think? Yara, Ellaria, and Bad Pussy taken alive, the other 2 Sand Snakes dead?

Arya had to tell her to run away after she bit Joffrey, or else she would have been killed. Instead Sansa's wolf Lady took the fall

Yeah it's just inherently powerful watching such a long, epic story start toward its conclusion. Dany and Tyrion just discussing Jon Snow was thrilling.

Just when I was starting to grudgingly tolerate the Sand Snakes too

Thanks AVC, I wouldn't have wanted to first discover this in the show or anything.

I haven't heard it yet (I tried to buy it on iTunes and it kept just shutting down, thanks Apple) but I'm looking forward to it. I really liked Not the Actual Events and it's pretty cool how he's still regularly making good music 30 years into his career.

Yeah I realized typing that that Sunset Rubdown disbanded a looong time ago. Unfortunate.

Oh that's surprising. I definitely prefer Boeckner but Heartbreaking Bravery is one of my favorites of the decade probably, though it's tied up in nostalgia.

I'd feel the same way if Boeckner and Krug hadn't been consistently putting out excellent vital stuff in the interim.

Man if "Lazarus Online" isn't a Spencer song I'll eat my hat

I'm excited and nervous for Everything Now at the same time. Early reviews and the singles are very divisive.

Pittsburgh, they were doing a short tour of unusually small venues but it may be over now.