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Fred Garvin
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DRATCH!

Greatest character intro in cinema history, followed by Ursula Undressed in Dr. No.

Hurrah!

I still miss To Die For-era Nicole Kidman.

In slow motion, Pinkie.

He's attending one of those Clay Shaw parties.

Always bet on jail!

So…
The Beaver isn't Jewish?

Dooooooong guuuuuuuun!

He had that chest beard.

Educating Rita and The Man Who Would Be King, bitches!

SHUT IT, LOVE ACTUALLY!!!

I also want to add ownage of the original Getaway.

The fight at the airport is a riot.

Mmmm…Susan George…

Lesson 4: Warren Oates screaming while firing.

I'll take over, Neckbeard. The image of Holden, Borgnine, Johnson and Oates walking before the final shoot out is fucking stone cold.

Put them both in Thunderdome. Two Joe Jacksons enter…

Or Coors east of Texas for Big and Little Enos?

When the film opened Slate wrote an article on if The Expendables were women (Rothrock, Grier, Weaver, Jolie, Yeoh, etc.). This was a cast I would love to see.