But…but…she has boobies.

I'd Mister her Hooper.

Actually it was The Bad News Bears Go to Japan.

Can they show up…
on Garvin Street?

A Robin Hood with dad issues? Next.

Later, Warren Oates.

Yeah, but she's hot.

Oh…
So it's not a 3D version of the documentary of those kids accused of killing…

Amy Adams vs. Marisa Tomei + pillows = Makes more damn $ than AVATAR.

Mmmmmmm…Amy Adams…

MARX!

Agreed.

Uh…Machete, also, bitch.

It's Robert Ebert's favorite hangout.

Sugartits and ZMF in a car on a cross-country road trip. That's an independent film worth making.

Columbo, bitches!

Daniels was good in that film, but Christ, it felt like a chatty film Civil War re-enactment.

Mmmmmm…Julie Christie…

Ebert translation: Get off my lawn! (shaking his Pulitzer)

Oh…
dear god!