Will there be a sketch about…
The Mighty B?

She didn't wear knickers to the Oscars. Cool.

Every year he wins the Oscar for Best Score.

All the President's Men, bitches!

If I have to come back here, it's gonna get real fuckin' ugly!

OK…
But you gotta get mucho naked.

GIVE ME BACK MY HOBO!!!

When's he going to die so we can finally see "The Clown That Cried"?

Heaven's Gate is an excellent two hour film. The problem is…

So pretty please, with sugar on top, start the fucking meeting.

Show me how you write out an order form. Show me. Show me. Show me. Show me. Show me. You write out that order form. Show me.

He's the one who sucks!

Scramble board, bitches!

ASSHOLE!!!

Was wondering…
When will the MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner be taken down?

Lobsters, can we agree at least on the concept of The Bob Crane Box Set?

Auto Focus, bitch!

Hey, I spanked to her first.

The reason for Cop Out?
On the last Evening With Kevin Smith DVD, Smith talked about working with Bruce Willis on the last Die Hard film. He ended the story with Willis saying to Smith that they should do a film together. Well, here it is, ladies and gentlemen.

They wobble but they don't…