Gots to mention The Thing Fish, especially if you eatin' the mashed potatos.

Make sure there's room for ZMF's futon.

My favorite physical comedy moment
The face shove Cary gives Kate in "The Philadelphia Story."

"You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban."

Kato leaping out of the fridge always gets me.

I'll alert the media.

(Beyond Punchy)

"There's something wrong with your gold. It's green."

When Stan coached pee-wee hockey and Ike in general. "Don't kick the baby."

My seven year-old daughter can now act out Harpo's actions when I say "Cut the cards," "This contract needs a seal," "You gotta de flash?" and if I sing "Hail, Freedonia."

The University Challenge episode, when Vyv swallows the sandwich whole (cling wrap and all), flips off the vendor and runs, with Motorhead's "Ace of Spades" playing in the background. Priceless.

Mr. B Natual, Attack of the Eye Eye Creatures, any with Peter Graves and both winter shorts (winter sports and Circus On Ice) are my faves.

Ainsley Harriot, bitches!

I'd watch a cook-off between Cat Cora and Josie Lawrence.

All I eat are onions.

Moe, Larry, THE CHEESE!

Plus the rest of Ken Russell's filmography.

Freebie & The Bean starred James Caan and Alan Arkin.

STIFLE YERSELF!

If Lois Maxwell were still alive, she'd dryhump that painting.