That's what your mother said last night.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

You just need a whisper bubble saying "shh…it's OK. It's OK…"

Zardoz has spoken!

Warren, I didn't write that it was the first violation of the Stanton rule. At that time it was the most recent because that cineturd was still on my brain.

Ry Cooder owns, bitches.

Roger Ebert had a film rule. "Any film with Harry Dean Stanton and M. Emmet Walsh can't be all bad." I met Ebert in Chicago in '95 and reminded him that Stanton was in the godawful thriller "Never Talk To Strangers." He said "Oh yeah."

Happy, Texas had Ally Walker and Illeana Douglas. It had to be watched.

A.I. is talkin' about practice.

You're packing Alex Rodriguez? What?

Mmm…Emmy Joe…

Bullitt, French Connection, Road Warrior, Seven-Ups, Ronin, Blues Brothers, Vanishing Point, Death Proof and…

She's hot. Attractive, funny, does her own stunts. When she jumped up after flying off the hood of the car ("I'm OK!"), that clinched it.

The debate…

Damn it, Timmy! Helen Keller doesn't talk!

The change of hosts on The Good Night Show on PBS Kids Sprout.

(Pulls another pencil out of her hair)

You mean musical hard boiled cop show.

Rib Eye Random Roles, please.

C'mon…
Reversal of Fortune, yo!