Well done.

"And no offense to Sidney Poitier, but he’s no Pam Grier." I'm pretty sure you could write it either way, and it would make sense.

Erik- You've got a quick turn around here, but FYI, "nether" should be "neither" in paragraph 2, and in paragraph 3 you wrote "to know the know difference between."

Did you use the word "synergy" on purpose or is that just a coincidence?

This is Gogol's "The Nose" but with a penis.

Considering that the show made a "Daft Punk'd" joke, it'd be nice to see a more explicit attribution here. Maybe you felt mentioning it was equivalent to a reference, since anyone who has seen the show would know they made a "Daft Punk'd" joke and brought out Ashton Kutcher. That'd be fair. But it's not actually in…

Sometimes movie trailers are just good.

Anna Kendrick is widely given a pass in "Twilight" as well.

Brilliant writing, especially the last sentence. Well done, sir.

Jeremiad? Well done, Mr. Rabin.

Jeremiad? Well done, Mr. Rabin.

That's… not true at all. Rules in grammar are not arbitrary, nor are they particularly recent (unless something over 2,000 years old is recent?). And Chaucer has perfectly good grammar. I was just reading him last week.

That's… not true at all. Rules in grammar are not arbitrary, nor are they particularly recent (unless something over 2,000 years old is recent?). And Chaucer has perfectly good grammar. I was just reading him last week.

Why do you keep using 'below' like it's an adjective? I am pretty sure it's not a below video, it's a video below (the article), because 'below' is a preposition.

Why do you keep using 'below' like it's an adjective? I am pretty sure it's not a below video, it's a video below (the article), because 'below' is a preposition.

Kind of odd that every single guy in this video is a white dude in a plaid shirt.

Kind of odd that every single guy in this video is a white dude in a plaid shirt.