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it's essentially like an oak tree trunk is coming out of my asshole

Now why you got to go rufflin' feathers, homes? You think this shit is a joke? I'm starin' down the barrel of my whole muthafuckin' network gettin' 86ed just so Willard and his billionaire buddies can keep their 12 percent tax rates, and here you gots to joke around about shit getting cancelled? You think that shit is…

Now why you got to go rufflin' feathers, homes? You think this shit is a joke? I'm starin' down the barrel of my whole muthafuckin' network gettin' 86ed just so Willard and his billionaire buddies can keep their 12 percent tax rates, and here you gots to joke around about shit getting cancelled? You think that shit is…

Oh SHIT homeboy just broke character. The real Adam Smandler is a friend o' mine and that fartin' halfwit LOVES him some Nickelback.

Oh SHIT homeboy just broke character. The real Adam Smandler is a friend o' mine and that fartin' halfwit LOVES him some Nickelback.

AWWWW  heeeeeayLLLLLLL NAWW!!!!!!!!!!!

RAM FUCKING OWNS

Yo yo yo yo WHAAASSSSSSSSSSSSUP PP BITCHES! YOOOO I know all y'all might be saying to yo'selve's YO HEY anyone who would get off on movie about COPS is a simple minded, do-what-dadday-sayyyy-MOFO IMPERIALISTIC BYOOOOOOTCH but hey y'all, I fro' New York, and if y'all don' respect Brooklyn's Finest, I'm'a hafta SHIT ON…