Ugh. I want to go to this, but I hate St. Paul. Decisions, Decisions…

Ugh. I want to go to this, but I hate St. Paul. Decisions, Decisions…

Can you recommend some Israeli Prison Camp Porn novels for me?

Can you recommend some Israeli Prison Camp Porn novels for me?

Here's Angie saying "Ham" for 15 minutes. You're welcome.

Here's Angie saying "Ham" for 15 minutes. You're welcome.

I'm genuinely curious to know how many times Florence Henderson has baked a pie while 2 gay guys made out.

I'm genuinely curious to know how many times Florence Henderson has baked a pie while 2 gay guys made out.

If the last episode of 30 rock was just Jenna saying "Camera" over and over for a half an hour, I would not be at all disappointed.

If the last episode of 30 rock was just Jenna saying "Camera" over and over for a half an hour, I would not be at all disappointed.

I'm so glad to know that I'm not the only one who constantly mixes up Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulroney.

I'm so glad to know that I'm not the only one who constantly mixes up Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulroney.

"Mickey Rourke asked me to go camping-"
"Dealbreaker, Jenna! God!"

"Mickey Rourke asked me to go camping-"
"Dealbreaker, Jenna! God!"

It's a testament to how ballsy this show is that Jenna has been in blackface twice.

It's a testament to how ballsy this show is that Jenna has been in blackface twice.

Because let's face it, Claire Dunphy obviously doesn't get any.

Because let's face it, Claire Dunphy obviously doesn't get any.

As she should. If Jane doesn't win an emmy this year they will have officially lost what little credibility they had after giving Jon Cryer and emmy for 2 and a half men

As she should. If Jane doesn't win an emmy this year they will have officially lost what little credibility they had after giving Jon Cryer and emmy for 2 and a half men