I think that now is an opportune time to mention that Jane Krakowski has received exactly zero emmys for this show. YOU'VE GOT ONE LAST CHANCE EMMYS! DON'T FUCK THIS UP!

I think that now is an opportune time to mention that Jane Krakowski has received exactly zero emmys for this show. YOU'VE GOT ONE LAST CHANCE EMMYS! DON'T FUCK THIS UP!

This is all well and good, but when will we get to see a documentary about the girl from Destiny's Child that's not Beyonce or Kelly Rowland?

This is all well and good, but when will we get to see a documentary about the girl from Destiny's Child that's not Beyonce or Kelly Rowland?

That ass is enough cultural significance for me. And this is coming from a 6-on-the-Kinsey-scale gay guy.

That ass is enough cultural significance for me. And this is coming from a 6-on-the-Kinsey-scale gay guy.

If you type in "Die young Ke$ha" on youtube, it asks if you meant "Die young ke ha." I know that I can't be the only one who finds this hilarious

If you type in "Die young Ke$ha" on youtube, it asks if you meant "Die young ke ha." I know that I can't be the only one who finds this hilarious

Today in things that I'm sad about: Realizing that I unironically love "Die Young."

Today in things that I'm sad about: Realizing that I unironically love "Die Young."

Open question: Is this worth having to go to the raging whirlpool of suck that is St. Paul?

Open question: Is this worth having to go to the raging whirlpool of suck that is St. Paul?

I literally stood up and cheered when she beat him out for best director.

I literally stood up and cheered when she beat him out for best director.

Has anybody mentioned that Tracy's super-smart, radioactive piranha is named "Bitey?" Because I totally had a Simpsons nerdgasm about that.

Has anybody mentioned that Tracy's super-smart, radioactive piranha is named "Bitey?" Because I totally had a Simpsons nerdgasm about that.

Marge: "Homer, please. These boys sound nice but they're clearly nerds."

Marge: "Homer, please. These boys sound nice but they're clearly nerds."

That's what I assumed. It seemed for like five minutes that the were going to let him be human after the whole suicide debacle, but Glee seems to have completely forgotten about THAT little stick in the mud.

That's what I assumed. It seemed for like five minutes that the were going to let him be human after the whole suicide debacle, but Glee seems to have completely forgotten about THAT little stick in the mud.