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So the character who has always been defined as a brooding loner who lives to wipe out crime now "fights for family" and "lives for love"? Ok, cool - got it.

"Waterworld"

And of course (how did I not think of this earlier)…If you want the ultimate remake, you have to be willing to pay the ultimate price!

C'mon, we have to let this happen - you know Ericson Core's creativity can't handle a cage, man!

Do they eat the ketchup spaghetti in a bathtub of dirty water? I've actually never seen Honey Boo Boo, but just hearing people talk about it here makes me think of Gummo

Yeah, Khe Sanh is a beautiful place to vacation now - spectacular scenery, great people, and you can collect old pieces of shrapnel as souvenirs.

I don't know how to feel about this..it makes me kind of happy..but kind of sad…I just…I don't…FUCK, why can't I ever say what I really mean?!

Whoah, I didn't know they were remaking Point Break - what a wake-up call!

AwesoMe, what subJect are you studYing dude?

Ever watch an old seventies action movie and laugh at the "wackachicka-wackachicka-wackachicka" soundtrack? Or, have you seen the "nineties-style" trailers people have been putting up on Youtube for Breaking Bad or whatever?

Armed insurrection by the underclass? What happened to nonviolent protest? Well, I guess Ghandi might have changed his tune too if he had access to a robo-suit.

Dude, his birth name is Shirley Moskowitz - he changed it for showbiz. It's  on his Wikipedia page, look it up.

"The confederate flag does not represent "racism" and "slavery" it represents the confederate states and their struggle for independence. Slavery was actually a very minor issue in the total political issues of these days and the conflict between north and south. "

Yes.

Aw, belligerent Southern pride is so adorable.

“Our generation didn’t start this nation / And we’re still paying for mistakes / That a bunch of folks made long before we came.”
Interesting, but what I think Paisley is reaching for here is: "We didn't start the fire / It's been burning since the world's been turning"

If I was Brad Paisley, I would just wear paisley cowboy shirts all the time, and when people commented on it, I'd be like "What on earth are you talking about?".

Paleontocalypse : The Reckoning

They should set it to "You're the best" by Joe Esposito.

How about a mumu?