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Blown up in a pressure chamber by Robert Davi like that one scene in Licence to Kill.

If you really want the Lumineers, you also have to add people shouting "Hey!", and stir.

I'm "liking my own comment" right now.

Man, add The Vanishing (the original) to that line up and you'd have a Feeling-Awesome-about-Life quadruple feature!

I've always thought this would be a great wedding song.

Am I alone in loving Townes and being "Eh" on Steve Earle? It's like, Steve's got this amazing Texas songwriter pedigree and hard-living backstory, but I just can't get into his voice. Also, I hated his acting on The Wire. But maybe I should give him another listen.

Definitely don't listen to "Snow Don't Fall" if you're feeling sad.

Also, he could have dalliances with lots of dudes with double-entendre names.

Yeah, totally! Also, Walter White died in that car in New Hampshire. Look for it- the clues are all there!!!

And, dare I say it, those "gentlemen" at Princeton are hardly gentlemen at all!

And his brother, Ninja Gaiden.

Fergusina is great. I can only hope that "Angusina" has also happened.
Oh, also "Hamishina".

UNCANNY VALLEY!!! AGGGHHHH!!!!!

There were some nice hate-filled tributes to the deceased written when Andrew Breitbart died.

Yeah, lyrical, elegiac writing has no place in obituaries, damn it!

"Umm,…you know when I…(clears throat)..when I…heh..said I'd kill you last? (blushes) I sorta…lied.

Oh yeah? Well I masturbated during the movie Shane. Something about those classic Westerns just gets me going.

It is - before the election someone was printing "Don't re-nig in 2012" bumper stickers (ho ho! so clever!) that I used to see around. Not sure if Jake the Snake is just a bad speller, or making a weird out-of-place joke about that.

Deckard isn't, though.

I wonder if this movie will also feature the heroic white man making sweeping pronouncements like "God left Africa a long time ago, ma'am." It's forsaken! The entire continent is forsaken, and you better believe it, because white Navy SEAL says so!
See also Blood Diamond