Marathon-style, straight through? Because, the rooms in a shotgun shack are…oh, never mind.

Babies can get married?!

Don't like torture, eh? Well, maybe some torture will convince you to change your mind!

"Your old man…hid this watch… up his ass..for - you know what? I don't have time for this shit….I have to go get my FAMILY BACK!"

Come wit it now!

Lord, I wish I wasn't so fat!

Boom, baby!

Wired: Things are looking pretty bleak in inner-city Baltimore until a burnt out young kung fu teacher comes to town fleeing personal problems and reluctantly takes a job as a gym teacher in a Baltomore public school. His troubled kids help him to believe in himself again, and he he in turn inspires them to believe in …

Next do the one with the farmer and the "Stick your dick in these holes" joke!

You reincarnated asshole!

No, I was a lurker and then I wanted to comment one day, so I just picked a screen name lazily, without putting much (any) thought into it - my name starts with "B". And I'm not even a hip teacher.

Yeah, trying hard is lame!

Do you ever watch sporting events down there? Because that would be totally sweet.

Hahahahahahahaha! It's hilarious, see, because he's a nerdy white guy singing a rap song in a mellow acoustic style! No one's ever done that joke before! A white guy! With glasses! Playing a rap song?! About butts!! ON AN ACOUSTIC GUITAR??!! It's just too much. I just can't…whoo. Goodness.

Or:
"Hell yeah, I told your ass not to steal a badminton set - Whatchoo gonna do with a fuckin' net, and a racket, and, and…." (in unison with Stringer Bell) "We ain't got no yard!"

"You want the Statham to star in this George W. Bush biopic or not? Yeah? Then the stubble stays, and that's final!"

But he gets results, you stupid chief!

Hey, the Mod Squad movie was pretty good, so I've got high hopes for this!

I really like that technique in "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly", but other than that, no, it's never been good.

Fahey?